The 5%

So in my very deep thoughts, I made me a theory.

There is no possible way you can like 100% of another person. OK not to be the love cynic, yes you could meet someone you like 95% of, but there’s always that 5% of a person’s character that is going to be downright aggravating.

So I have dealt with my share of 5%’s, boyfriend's leaving the toilet seat up, snoring in bed, making noise while chewing ……. Oh and one of my GFs 5% was the fact that her fiancé never flushed the toilet. 

Yeah like he takes a dump and leaves it right there all stinking up the whole place and according to him, love is flushing the toilet for your fiancé, in addition to carrying all the groceries, and telling his fiancé he is doing her a favour. Now that 5% will likely be unbearable. (p.s it drove her crazy and they broke up)

Ok .......

Back to the normal 5%’s, it is what the 5% entails that count, my last boyfriend was always sniffling like a little puppy it was annoying but everytime I think about it, it makes me smile. Most 5%'s are mostly the cute little things that make them unique. So look at your partner, decide to appreciate the 5% (as long as it’s not the one mentioned above or sleeping in his mum's room #thanks nollywood for forever scaring me#), and know you definitely have your own 5% he/she has decided to love.

So next time when you get so irritated by his 5%, think would you miss all the 95% you have that you love.

OK it’s one of my mushy days.

Have a good week guys.