My Usual First Date Rules

This is usually how my first date goes, and I mean those dates where you have met a guy though some random chance, like you hardly know this person except for a number of things which you can list on your right hand.

Then conversation start and it mostly leads to the guy asking to have dinner or drinks and me being a single girl and all (thanksalot Ex), I’ve started taking the “be open to different people"advise, and I tend to say yes provided you tick the few boxes.

• Single – Check
• Head full of hair – Check
• Got a job – Double check
• Oh and religion, gotta satisfy the folks
• No creepy tatoos

Pretty simple list right. All checked = Yay Jackpot!!!....Even though I'm starting to think of dropping the full head of hair #JasonStathan#TayeDiggs#TyreseGibson# oh and BorisKodje DamnDamnDamn Wantmeaslice#....Alright full head of hair retracted...Bald is sexy!

Since I like to leave my weekends free for people I actually I’m sure I would have a good time with, and not some random dude I just met who might as well be a suicide bomber and I know zip about, I put these dates on weekdays. Amean, what’s the worst that could happen? 1)The date will be so horrible it would ruin my already shit week spent working till 9pm every day, Um somehow I doubt that. Or 2) Cancel that he's working late and I rush home to get into my comfy jammy and get some extra needed sleep. 

Anyways itenary on date days

8am – 7pm: I spend all day either acting like I’m sick so I get to leave work early, and early for me is 7.30pm... usual culprit is a running stomach (yhyh I get it, this is bad for my all classy girl rep, got a better escape idea? Share)

7pm – I begrudgingly wear some make-up, floss, dab of perfume, change my shoes to some 6inch heel. How much effort depends on the impression made on me in the first place; maybe hike my skirt up a little higher #kidding :)

8pm: Finally leave work!! Yay…  To curb my paranoia… Phone a friend enroute. Tell her why I’m going on my date and if she don’t hear from me later tonight, to call Inspector Clouseau or DPO in this case, and have them get right on my case (#text his plate number just in case)

By 10 - 11pm: Date is ended.